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What is your battle cry?

mountainousinfinity:

dhemon:

holatoreador:

Sprinting over the steppes, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Holatoreador! And he gives a gutteral cry:

“As sure as predators devour prey, I destroy all in my path until my glands are satisfied!”

Hark! Who is that, running on the fields! It is Dhemon, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a gutteral howl, her voice cometh:

“For the love of carnage and discord, no flesh shall be spared!!”

Shit guys I’m a fuckin bear

Awesome

Stalking through the hotel lobby, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh MountainousInfinity! And she gives a low roar:

“I’m going to fuck you into the fourth dimension!”

/Casually chokes on her Mountain Dew

Zang! Who is that, stalking out of the candy store! It isGloriousLily, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She howls gutterally:

“I’m going to bludgeon you until armored tanks pull us apart, and hijack your momma’s airplane!!!

(Source: chantillyxlacey)

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